a year that was

lets make a recap of my life the previous year shall we:

1. my dad died last may 8

2. andre and i became a couple on may 9

well, these are the most significant events in my life. . .

21 things women dont realize. . .

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile(:

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM!!!

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something

12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is.

13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them

17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

18)No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it

19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!! Just because ONE is RUDE doesnt mean he represents ALL of them

20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life... :)





PERO. . . EWAN KO LANG DIN TALAGA. . . . :D

click OK, ok???

Tech Support: “All right. Now click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

Tech Support: “Yes, click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

Tech Support: “That’s right. Click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “So I click ‘OK’, right?”

Tech Support: “Right. Click ‘OK’.”

Pause.

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”

Tech Support: “YOU CLICKED ‘CANCEL’???”

Customer: “That’s what I was supposed to do, right?”

Tech Support: “No, you were supposed to click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “I thought you said to click ‘Cancel’.”

Tech Support: “NO. I said to click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Oh.”

Tech Support: “Now we have to start over.”

Customer: “Why?”

Tech Support: “Because you clicked ‘Cancel’.”

Customer: “Wasn’t I supposed to click ‘Cancel’?”

Tech Support: “No. Forget that. Let’s start from the top.”

Customer: “Ok.”

I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady’s unique computer.

Tech Support: “All right. Now, are you ready to click ‘OK’?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Tech Support: “Great. Now click ‘OK’.”

Pause.

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”

conyo ka ba?

1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”

“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore!”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “di ba” and “eh” in your pangungusap

“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it’s like, so ewww, di ba?
“What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!”
“Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang–uri!”

“It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman, I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, “tsong” or “pare”

“Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.” - (mikey: ENGANAL = Engineering Analysis in DLSU, FYI.)
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh.”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

“My bag is so bigat today, you know.”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish

“I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?

“Like it’s so init naman!”
“Yeah! The air–con, it’s like sira kase eh!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

“Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?

“Like OMG! It’s like traffic sa EDSA.”
“I know, right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

“I’m like, making aral at the Arrhneow!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”



TAENANG YAN!!

share ko lang. . .

Naranasan nyo na bang may gusto kayong pag-usapan ng kaibigan nyo na isang taong nasa tabi nyo lang ngunit hindi nyo magawa?

Pwet, ay pwes, gamitin nyo ang mga codes na ito para tuloy ang bonggang bonggang chismisan!!!

1. DAFFY (DAt F*cking Face of Yours) - para sa mga kakakilabot sa panget ngunit nagmamaganda!

Gamit: sa parinig, as in: “Hay kainis talaga yung isa dyan. I’ll make sampal na talaga DAFFY!”

2. TIMY (Tang Inang Mukhang Yan) - para sa mga kakakilabot sa panget, kahit hindi nagmamaganda!

Gamit: kadalasan pag nagulat ka, as in: “Pucha! TIMY!!!”

3. SUSAN (SUSo nasa tyAN) - para sa mga tao (kahit lalaki o babae) na laylay ang dede at imbes na nasa dibdib, nasa tyan na ang mga to.

Gamit: wala lang, kahit kailan, as in: “Dude, pare. My date sana kagabi was ok na dude, pare. Kaso SUSAN!”

4. SSU (Shades Sa Ulo) - para to sa taong naglalagay ng shades sa ulo na parang may mata sa anit.

Gamit: pag nakakita ka ng may shades sa ulo, as in: “Yesssss may SSU! Pa burger ka naman!”

5. BMM (Batang Mukhang Matanda) - para sa mga batang mukhang gurang. Kadalasan ito yung mga sumasali sa singing contest at kahit na 6 years old palang sila e kumakanta na ng tungkol sa pag-ibig na parang ang dami na nilang experience dito (with matching pikit pikit ng mata LOL!) Marami ring mga BMM sa simbahan sa linggo ahahaha bumubongga ang mga Sunday dresses nila ahahahaha

Gamit: pag meron lang, as in: “OMG. Kakatakot the BMM!”

6. PKPI (PaKyut ang P*tang Ina) - para sa mga nagpapacute na imbes na matuwa ka e naiirita ka lang. Pwede to sa panget, pwede rin sa cute na mahilig magpacute, na mas nakakainis. LOL!

Gamit: yung tipong KSP na ang dating ng PKPI, as in: “Mare kanina pa yang mamang yan ha. Nagpapapungay ng mata sa akin! PKPI!!!”

Yun lang ahahaha sana magamit nyo ang mga to!

TANGA: The definition

1. taong ayaw magka-boyfriend pero nagrereklamong single.

2. lalaking mahilig mambabae tapos nagugulat everytime ayaw pagkatiwalaan ng mga babae.

3. ex mong iniwan ka for some unknown reason then biglang magpapa-ramdam ulit after Jurassic years.

4. taong pilit na naghihintay sa taong wala naming balak dumating

5. babae o lalakeng ilang beses na naloko sa pare-parehong dahilan pero di natututo.

6. mag-jowang araw-araw nag-aaway pero hinding-hindi daw sila maghihiwalay.

7. textmate na nagbibigay ng load/pasaload pero hindi naman tini-text nang kanyang pinagbibigyan ng load ngunit patuloy paring nagbibigay ng load.

8. taong magpapa-kamatay sa para sa taong wala namang pakialam.

—Related forms


Ka.ta.nga.han, adjective

Ta.ta.nga.ta.nga, verb

Ta.nge.ngot, noun


—Synonyms

Hangal, gunggong, estupido/a, gago/a, ungas, walang kwenta,

walang saysay, luko-luko, luka-luka , bobo.



YUN LANG. . .

question of lust. . .

Fragile

Like a baby in your arms

Be gentle with me

Id never willingly

Do you harm



Apologies

Are all you seem to get from me

But just like a child

You make me smile

When you care for me

And you know


Its a question of lust

Its a question of trust

Its a question of not letting

What weve built up

Crumble to dust

It is all of these things and more

That keep us together


Independence

Is still important for us though

we realize

Its easy to make

The stupid mistake

Of letting go

do you know what I mean



My weaknesses

You know each and every one

it frightens me

But I need to drink

More than you seem to think

Before Im anyones

and you know


Kiss me goodbye

When Im on my own

But you know that id

Rather be home with you. . .